| New Changes Biotches |
[May. 13th, 2006|09:43 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | On the sofa | ] |
| [ | mood |
| |  hyper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | OMFG The Amityville Horror's on! *giggles and makes popcorn* | ] |
M'kay, so...
You see that ads? Why are the ads here, you ask? I'm trying attract the attention of Mana by luring him here with these flashy things. I have set the ads to only show things of interest to him such as Real Estate. I'm hoping that perhaps now he's hit the big time with lovin from Texan hobos, he'll move from the flaming dumpster and purchase an outhouse or storage cabinet...or a closet.
Which would be wonderful for jokes.
Again.
Wait, why am I hoping he'll get a better home?
Oh..yeah...I'm not. I'm just hoping for a new joke.
Never mind.
I've got one. He should live in a hole. He's usually in one or another most of the time. |
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| The Truth is Out |
[May. 1st, 2006|10:57 am] |
My eyepatch is made of over-glued tissue paper. I think my some of my hair has glue in it too, but I've yet to ask Mana about that.
My parents own one of the hottest gay bars around: The Dude Ranch, in the the centre of Shibuya, which is how Mana came to find me. My parents made me perform cabaret and dress like a show girl ("Do it, or say goodbye to your vegetable garden," they said.) and one night, Mana was in the audience when I was on.
My mother has a thing for S names and words mostly thanks to Suzi Quatro and Steven Spielberg, and this weird thing she ate once and then became obsessed with. My father's name is Sasaki Shunsuke, my 2 sisters, Saemi and Simpleton, and my brothers, Squirtle, Steve and Spleen. As you can see, Saemi was the lucky one.
Saemi is the youngest (and her namesake is Japanese only because my father pleaded with mother for "a normal sounding name to call out."), Spleen is the eldest, and Steve and I are the middle children, he being little more than a year my senior. We have little in common, save for the fact that none of us really like our names whatsoever.
So, this is all I think you should know for now. Any questions or comments, feel free to post them. I'll answer as soon as I can get a break from my masters grueling schedule... |
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mischievous